That's intense
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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