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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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