Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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