What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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