Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
