also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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