I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize