nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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