He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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