Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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