No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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