i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
