everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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