What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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