I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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