i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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