Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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