I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
