I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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