they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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