Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Panties = found
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