I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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