i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
