This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i out mim tonsoeep
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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