My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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