In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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