I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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