There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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