Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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