It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
