With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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