Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize