Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
