it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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