She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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