No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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