hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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