i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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