It's Friday. Sex?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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