Yo dont text me then not text me
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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