You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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