i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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