i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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