You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
