I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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