There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Come on in and take your pants off
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