Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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