oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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