I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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