babies were throwing up all over the place
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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