Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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