i permit you to call me
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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