She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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