but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Randomize
