I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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